Things that make you say, "Huh?"

I cannot believe I have not written in a month . . . inexcusable. So to start the new year, how about something a bit fun . . . or odd. Here are some real things that happened this past year (or recently) that I just do not get.

A Presbyterian Minister (this is the denomination to which I belong remember) had a sex change from a man to a woman only to become a lesbian. I will not even attempt a comment on the strangeness of this. Forget anything theological or sociological. It is just plain weird.

Cincinnati wide receiver Chad Johnson legally changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco (Chad 8 5) his uniform number. And, yes he knows it is 8&5 not 85. I wonder if he had been drinking. Is it like the tattoo in "Margaritaville?"

Why do people fly down an acceleration ramp on the interstate only to STOP at the end. There is no stop sign there. If you act tentative, or an idiot, people will not let you out. But if you act like you know what you are doing, they do not mind being behind you. Also, why do some folks start decelerating BEFORE getting on the "deceleration ramp?"

A local radio station this year in Pittsburgh (WDVE) ran a Wet t-shirt contest . . . for men. Yes, you read that correctly. How many beers do you have to have before this is a good idea. I mean really. I do not want to even think about this any more.

Why do so many stores have you "swipe your credit card" then . . . have to give it to them. If I have to hand it to you, why not just do that at the beginning and save an entire step?

Why do so many men (I only visit men's rest rooms) scratch the language on EVERY "Baby Changing Table" to read "Baby _hanging Table?" Is this really funny?

Have you seen the Cadillac Escalade commercial where they compare the Cadillac Escalade Hybrid to the Mini Cooper in gas mileage. Uh, how much better? Is it enough to counter the $30,000 difference in price over the life of the car? I mean, really! And just for the record, a hybrid in an SUV does not count. Period. You are missing the point entirely.

MSN The Cat Man - Visit this link or watch the video posted here. Again, how many beers do you have to drink . . . and over how many years . . .